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A Stand-up Comic's Worst Nightmare...

Submitted By: kjolly, Section: Funny
Posted on Thu Oct 04, 2007 at 04:04:02 PM EST

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Hi, my name is Kyle JollyIn Case of Emergency, Jump!
But Where to? There's Nowhere to Go....

 As the scene fades in, we see a spotlight on a stage.

microphone and stand stretches out into the beams of the bright lights shooting down from the ceiling. A name is murmured and a man crosses the stage and approaches the microphone. He’s dressed in a nice shirt, jeans, and some shiny black shoes. He’s armed with an arsenal of stories, quick one-liners, anecdotes and amusing tales of his own struggles and downfalls. He is a comedian and he lives for one moment, one word, one delightful quip of brilliance that will garnish a laugh, a chuckle, or that ever sought after noise of a thunderous applause...

 

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Tags: comedy, stand-up, comedians, funny, laughter, performance, performing, entertainment, jolly, kyle, kyle jolly (all tags)


Electric Ladyland at NHC

Submitted By: CayceMBH, Section: Funny
Posted on Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 06:21:21 PM EST

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Jimi Hendrix

 

How do you measure the passage of time?

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King of the Streetz

Submitted By: Mr Rollerverse, Section: Funny
Posted on Sat Jul 14, 2007 at 06:15:27 PM EST

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Skaters can sometimes be haters.

Mr. Rollerverse

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Tags: Mr. Rollerverse, Kingz of the Streetz, mullet, rollerblades, style (all tags)


One time I farted on Jessica Simpson...

Submitted By: JoshSneed, Section: Funny
Posted on Mon Jun 11, 2007 at 01:40:48 PM EST

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I think I'll just let the video tell the story...


Farting on Jessica Simpson

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Josh Sneed
www.joshsneed.com - My website
www.myspace.com/ohiojoker - My Myspace page
www.lookatmeshirts.com - My t-shirt company

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Tags: Josh Sneed, Jessica Simpson, Comedy Central, farting, stand-up (all tags)


Drolleries of a Special Education Teacher

Submitted By: Zega, Section: Funny
Posted on Tue Apr 24, 2007 at 12:40:59 PM EST

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Source: Tard Blog

Ding, fries are done!

The author of this blog is "Riti Sped" and she is a special education teacher. Yes, she takes care of "tards". These are a couple of excerpts that depict what these goofy bastards put her through on daily basis....and you think your job sucks....

 

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